Darkness!

I've gotten questions/comments about the whole "Darkness" nickname thing, so here's the official explanation:

My friend & roommate Gary used to watch a lot of Dave Chapelle's show, and there were skits on there about Eddie Murphy's brother, Charlie Murphy. They called him "Darkness" b/c at the time he was the blackest man in Hollywood b4 Wesley Snipes showed up.

I am the blackest white man Gary knows in several ways, so he calls me "Darkness" as a joke, but I thought it applied, so I kinda like it. It's a joke, folks. I'm not trying to become Satan's love child or anything, I promise. {:)>

Shout out to Charlie Murphy,
The Monkey