I Kissed A Squirrel

"I Kissed A Squirrel" by Shane McElveen and Curtis Hart
(based on "I Kissed A Girl" by Katie Perry)
 
v1
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This was never the way I planned / when I came to the convention
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Had one too many drinks oh man / Lost all sense of dimension 
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Furries I'm not used to / How'd you get that costume on? 
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mor-bid-ly curi-ous for you / just wanna get my fur on...
 
Chorus: 
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I kissed a squirrel and I liked it / the taste of her nutty bits, oh 
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I kissed a squirrel just to try it / never thought I'd prefer rodent 
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Her nose felt so cold, her fur was so tight / Don't mean I'm vegan tonight. 
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I kissed a squirrel and I liked it (I liked it)

v2
Don't usually go for small game / it doesn't matter

Love it when you chitter my name / my pervert's nature

It's not what PETA would do / Not how humans should behave

Thinkin' with the wrong head / Beast-i-al-i-tay!

(Chorus)

Pre-chorus:

Those anthromorphs, so magical / Fuzzy soft snout, so kissable.

Just wanna squeeze, so hugable / Too good to, de-ny it

Fluf-fy soft tail, I think I'm spent!
 
(Chorus)
 
END.