I Kissed A Squirrel

"I Kissed A Squirrel" by Shane McElveen and Curtis Hart
(based on "I Kissed A Girl" by Katie Perry)
 
v1
Am             C                  Dm                   F
This was never the way I planned / when I came to the convention
Am             C                  Dm                   F
Had one too many drinks oh man / Lost all sense of dimension 
Am             C                  Dm                   F 
Furries I'm not used to / How'd you get that costume on? 
Am             C                  Dm                   F
mor-bid-ly curi-ous for you / just wanna get my fur on...
 
Chorus: 
Am             C                  Dm                   F
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it / the taste of her nutty bits, oh 
Am             C                  Dm                   F
I kissed a squirrel just to try it / never thought I'd prefer rodent 
Am             C                  Dm                   F 
Her nose felt so cold, her fur was so tight / Don't mean I'm vegan tonight. 
Am             C            Dm                F
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it (I liked it)

v2
Don't usually go for small game / it doesn't matter

Love it when you chitter my name / my pervert's nature

It's not what PETA would do / Not how humans should behave

Thinkin' with the wrong head / Beast-i-al-i-tay!

(Chorus)

Pre-chorus:

Those anthromorphs, so magical / Fuzzy soft snout, so kissable.

Just wanna squeeze, so hugable / Too good to, de-ny it

Fluf-fy soft tail, I think I'm spent!
 
(Chorus)
 
END.

The Pee Pee Dance

Just because I'm feeling silly...

"The Pee Pee Dance" by Shane McElveen

(based on "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats)

 

 P-p-p-p P-p-p-p pee-pee-pee-pee-pee-pee
Pee Pee, Dance!

[Spoken]
I can pee when I want to
I can sit down on the can

But my friends all stand and if I don't stand
They'll wonder if I'm a man
I can piss where I want to
If I'm given half a chance
But I gotta go soon `cause if I don't go
I'm gonna do the pee pee dance
Yes I'll dance

[Sung]
I can pee where I want to
I can leave my house behind
Run into the woods and piss in the woods
And show my white behind
I say, I can go where I want to
Where no one will ever see
I can squirt like the coach from League of Their Own
Take an hour just to pee
Pee pee dance
Dance!

We can pee when we want to
We've been waiting, having to go
And we can stand here sweet and spray on our feet
Or run out back and loose the hose
Say, we can run in the girl's room
We won't get another chance
Or you can act upset like you've never done it
And stay and do the pee pee dance

[Refrain]
Pee pee dance, wee wee dance
Grabbing' willy while I prance
Pee pee dance, wee wee dance
Gonna soak right through my pants
Pee pee dance, wee wee dance
Cross my legs and start to pray
Pee pee dance, wee wee dance
Everybody back awa-a-a-ay

Pee pee dance
I'll do the pee pee dance
I'll do the wee wee dance

P-p-p-p E-e-e-e E-e-e-e P-p-p-p E-e-e-e E-e-e-e
Pee pee, dance!

We can pee if we want to
Every day and every night
If you back your bowels up, you'll screw them all up
Then nothing will come out right
I say, we can piss if we want to
We can use the public john
But don't talk in the can, cause if you talk to me man
Well then you're no friend of mine

[Refrain]

Is it safe to pee, oh is it safe to pee [6x]
Pee pee dance